...and with more credible policies.Less of a parody than Sunak.
Better yet, stand against him as count Bumface. The state of British politics right now you could be in with a shout!!The name Binface sounds a bit too much like the name bumface to me. I'm going to have to have a word with him and 'persuade' him to change it to something else.
I have always felt that Corbyn hugely phucked up with this one. The fact that Count Binface listed it as one of his parody policies possibly confirms these thoughts.His General Election 2019 manifesto was genius.
- Bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service. He had previously promised to bring back the service in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.
- Returning 20,001 police officers to the street, a reference to the Conservative pledge of 20,000 more police officers.
- Nationalising model railways
- Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union.
- Allowing any Czechs on the Irish Border to remain.
- Nationalising Adele, the English singer.
- Abolishing the House of Lords. He had previously pledged the same in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.
- Giving free broadband to everyone.
- Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.
- Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.
- Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge".
- Introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80.
- Sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS.
- Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.
- Banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone.
- Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position".
I've got my own people to lead, mate. I don't have enough time to get involved in human politics these days.Better yet, stand against him as count Bumface. The state of British politics right now you could be in with a shout!!
The name is very similar. I've often seen people on here refer to you as "that Count Bumface"............. at least I think it was count.The name Binface sounds a bit too much like the name bumface to me. I'm going to have to have a word with him and 'persuade' him to change it to something else.
He would get my vote.