Dad Jokes - all welcome!

An Irishman goes into a bar in Canada.
The barman greets him and says " what brings you to Canada?"
The Irishman replies, "I was in my local pub in Dublin and on my beer mat it said 'drink Canada dry' - so I thought I'll give it a go."
Great line, attributed to George Best but stolen from Brendan Behan.

George Best - I used to go missing a lot; Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.......