‘ Yeah it’s good to be back, as you can see my accent is a bit funny from the time I spent here and have that southern twang. It’s been my dream to get a premier league club like Southampton since I left Sheff United. Just so you know, my name will be linked with every managerial vacancy going as I apply for every job and I’m never happy. I will make that red and white striped shirt a light shirt for the players and I will surprise the whole league with this wonderful tactic no one has ever seen me use of overlapping centre halves in a 352 formation and never change it even when it’s clear it’s not working. Up the Saints’