Male strippers

I can understand him being upset. Going to see the chippendales in a theatre with 1000 hysterical women is one thing, having a male stripper for a select, far smaller group of women with your partner being the main subject of attention for the stripper is another. it may all be fairly innocuous and innocent, more than likely nothing intimate happened, but on the other hand the not knowing what went on for sure could eat away.

I think he needs to sit down and talk to her calmly (once he has cooled off) about what the circumstances were and, what went on, was it just a strip show or did anyone get a little more hands on and if she is a decent lass, she will hopefully reassure him it was nothing more than the girls organising it more for themselves as much as her. He then needs to process his feelings before making any rash decisions. Good luck to him and I hope he comes away from this in a better frame of mind soon.
 
coluka said:
I can understand him being upset. Going to see the chippendales in a theatre with 1000 hysterical women is one thing, having a male stripper for a select, far smaller group of women with your partner being the main subject of attention for the stripper is another. it may all be fairly innocuous and innocent, more than likely nothing intimate happened, but on the other hand the not knowing what went on for sure could eat away.

I think he needs to sit down and talk to her calmly (once he has cooled off) about what the circumstances were and, what went on, was it just a strip show or did anyone get a little more hands on and if she is a decent lass, she will hopefully reassure him it was nothing more than the girls organising it more for themselves as much as her. He then needs to process his feelings before making any rash decisions. Good luck to him and I hope he comes away from this in a better frame of mind soon.
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Honestly knowing her she would not of planned this, and I've told him that.
He just thinking irrationally and getting himself worked up before she's even given chance to say what's happend.
He's just a really sensitive lad always has been, he's not a bad person just very immature for he's age.
I just don't want him getting overly worked up over something that probably wasn't her idea.
Thanks for the sensible reply 👍
 
Reminds me of a work colleague who organised a pub crawl for his stag party and the day before he came into the office and said that his fiancée had forbidden him attending. We thought he had to be joking and we went ahead with the pub crawl but he didn‘t turn up. He got quite a bit of marriage guidance counselling the next day!!
 
Tell him to get himself to Blue Velvet in Newcastle tonight and blow a load of cash, that will make him feel a lot better about the whole situation.

Unless he’s misread the situation and his missus gaff has an asbestos problem.
 
spanishman said:
Around 10 days ago I ordered a bit of chauffeur dressing up stuff on Amazon. It was just a cap, some white gloves and a tie fastened with velcro. It was advertised as suitable for a stripper. My wife nearly threw up at the thought of me using it in that way.

Not had a chance to use them yet.
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I will keep an eye out for a story about an expat being arrested by the Policia Local for driving in nothing but a cap, gloves and a velcro tie. Hopefully you don’t come across the Guardia Civil en route 😉
 
He's lucky that Madison's shut down years ago, they used to have male strippers on, I inadvertently found myself in there one Friday night, we noticed that there was a lot of lasses in attendance, then these blokes took to the stage and we realised why.
It was an uproar
 
joeydiaz said:
Tell him to get himself to Blue Velvet in Newcastle tonight and blow a load of cash, that will make him feel a lot better about the whole situation.

Unless he’s misread the situation and his missus gaff has an asbestos problem.
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I'm assuming if he mentions the name joeydiaz at the door they'll take good care of him? 😉
 
coluka said:
I will keep an eye out for a story about an expat being arrested by the Policia Local for driving in nothing but a cap, gloves and a velcro tie. Hopefully you don’t come across the Guardia Civil en route 😉
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Funny.

One of our golfing friends runs a restaurant in the town up the road from us. It is over the road from the station for the Policia Local.

It was the special day for the patron saint of the Guardia Civil. There were around 70 of them having lunch at the restaurant. Following a blessing in a local church attended by the mayor.

The Guardia Civil had parked their private cars badly all round the restaurant.

On seeing the cars the Policia Local started handing out parking tickets on them. There was nearly a stand up fight in the street between the two sets of police.

PS I think we have a third set of police as well (Nacional). I can never remember which set of police are responsible for what. So this description might be the wrong way round. Or one of the groups was the third set.
 
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It’s a bit of harmless fun for a laugh. He needs to relax and let it go. Not worth losing a 7 year relationship over at all. Dear me.
 
spanishman said:
Funny.

One of our golfing friends runs a restaurant in the town up the road from us. It is over the road from the station for the Policia Local.

It was the special day for the patron saint of the Guardia Civil. There were around 70 of them having lunch at the restaurant. Following a blessing in a local church attended by the mayor.

The Guardia Civil had parked their private cars badly all round the restaurant.

On seeing the cars the Policia Local started handing out parking tickers on them. There was nearly a stand up fight in the street between the two sets of police.

PS I think we have a third set of police as well. I can never remember which set of police are responsible for what. So this description might be the wrong way round.
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I think there is the Policia Nacional as well. The guardia civil are armed and deal with rural crimes, motorways etc, the local are for each urban area, not sure what the Nacional do, but guess its more organised crime, drugs etc bound to be crossover. The Guardia Civil look like they give you a good going over first, then ask questions later from the snippets I’ve seen of them.
 
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coluka said:
I think there is the Policia Nacional as well. The guardia civil are armed and deal with rula cimes, motorways etc, the local are for each urban area, not sure what the Nacional do, but guess its more organised crime, drugs etc bound to be crossover. The Guardia Civil look like they give you a good going over first, then ask questions later from the snippets I’ve seen of them.
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Yep. Ta. Just checked and had updated it to mention their name.
 
FabioPorkpie said:
If something like that is enough to make him want to end it, then maybe they aren’t meant to be together anyway? Not sure that helps at all, but if he has trust issues and is prepared to ditch his 7 yr relationship over it then the question probably needs asking?

Edit - having said that, if he’d made it really clear how he felt and there were no double standards involved (ie he’s seen a stripper before on stag dos or whatever) and she chose to completely ignore him and played some part in booking it herself (rather than her mates booking it for a surprise or whatever) then she’s not really respected his view/feelings and maybe she’s the one that put it all on the line?
Relationships are F***ing complicated 😂
Hopefully it all blows over and it sorts itself out one way or the other.
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I admire how youve taken this thread seriously. I can’t.
 
coluka said:
I think there is the Policia Nacional as well. The guardia civil are armed and deal with rula cimes, motorways etc, the local are for each urban area, not sure what the Nacional do, but guess its more organised crime, drugs etc bound to be crossover. The Guardia Civil look like they give you a good going over first, then ask questions later from the snippets I’ve seen of them.
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I should really check all this stuff. As whenever I see a police car of any of the 3 types I slow down and make sure I am obeying the speed limit.
 
spanishman said:
I should really check all this stuff. As whenever I see a police car of any of the 3 types I slow down and make sure I am obeying the speed limit.
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I would if I were you. I once saw a tv programme years back about crime on the Costa Del Sol, the Guardia were absolutely brutal even when people were complying, they made the local police seem like social workers in comparison.
 
As Coluka said it's the "not knowing" that can confuse any number of life situations. Therefore I suggest you.

Either
Book him a stripper (female, male or spanishman)
or send him to male stripper classes so he can wreak some warped revenge on his (probably ex) gf on her 40th
 
Are you sure it wasn’t a real police man who needed to take her particulars?

Might want to speak to your local constabulary as it sounds like he was quite unprofessional.
 
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