Matt Le Tissier

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Just when I thought the conspiracy theories peddled by Le Tissier’s loons couldn’t get any more outlandish, then I came across this clip on Twitter.

I genuinely can’t follow this one and can’t fathom how anyone can think whatever this bloke is spouting seems reasonable? Surely these guys need to keep their theories simple to gain traction among their simple fanbases

 
He just seems bitter about everything, his sacking on sky sports (which he wasn't the only one), and his lack of England caps. The fact he says 'because I didn't play for a bigger club I didn't get enough caps' is his first conspiracy of which he could have rectified that himself as bigger clubs came calling he was too lazy and comfortable where he actually was.

Just get a grip man and do Southampton's hospitality suite on match day and pipe the f down.
 
Of all the conspiracy theories that exist out there, the ones where you add up the letters in someone's name have to be the worst. Is this bloke saying that Johan Cruyff's parents engineered his name at birth so that it'd fit this theory in the year 2024? And if so... why?? Why do the lizards who run the planet always have to drop clues as to their nefarious intentions in the form of word/number-based trickery?
 
Of all the conspiracy theories that exist out there, the ones where you add up the letters in someone's name have to be the worst. Is this bloke saying that Johan Cruyff's parents engineered his name at birth so that it'd fit this theory in the year 2024? And if so... why?? Why do the lizards who run the planet always have to drop clues as to their nefarious intentions in the form of word/number-based trickery?
do you think it's just - coincidence - that we've won only 1 trophy in our entire existence & on a leap year - Middlesbrough - 13 letters, unluck for some.. or maybe these loons are onto something.. though I just think they maybe, on, something ;-)
 
If Boro were to have a conspiracy crank, past or present, who would it be?

I feel like every club should have an official crank.
With Rickie Lambert’s “water reacts to being complimented/criticised” theory Southampton seem to have 2 cranks.

On the topic of numbers, both wore number 7 while at the club. Maybe we’ll get Shane Long on a podcast talking about the great reset soon.
 
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