Middlesbrough Man Charged With Veganism

Fantastic News of Boro said:
Flapjacks Are you sure about that? We’ve heard about some bloody right goings on in Tonbridge recently with your bloody vegans and that. Btw we are still awaiting the results of your research into Tonbridge that you promised us last week! A lot of people are very sad.
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Well FNoB, I'm not completely sure. I am assuming that the fence around Tonbridge (used to keep its inhabitants in) will keep the Vegans out. I am of course assuming that Veganism isn't an airbourne disease. In that case all bets are off. Maybe a scientist could help us out here?

My promise of further research was given under the influence of drink. I have nothing more to offer other than my heartfelt apologies.
 
FlapJacks said:
Well FNoB, I'm not completely sure. I am assuming that the fence around Tonbridge (used to keep its inhabitants in) will keep the Vegans out. I am of course assuming that Veganism isn't an airbourne disease. In that case all bets are off. Maybe a scientist could help us out here?

My promise of further research was given under the influence of drink. I have nothing more to offer other than my heartfelt apologies.
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Great apology. First class honours degree in anthroapology on its way!
 
bear We always go the extra mile for you. Glad you enjoyed Grubbs and got away safely. Totally agree that Flapjacks apology deserves a first class honours in Social Anthroapology.
Flapjacks Veganism is not airborne but please don’t ever stand too close to one. Better safe than sorry! As bear has said, we’d like to award you with the degree in
Social Anthroapology. Ok just to send your certificate to Flapjacks, UK? Sad about the research though.
Bukowski Are you suggesting you’d like to spend some time in Tunbridge Wells or want to do the degree?
 
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