You know Steve, had a genie appeared before me and my dad in the mid eighties and he told us that he could gift us the man to not only
save our club, but that me and my dad would be walking down Wembley way together amongst a sea of red and white and that we would
win a major trophy and have a team full of internationals playing for us, playing in Europe, but, for one condition.
That condition is that we would have to kiss that mans nuts for it to come to fruition.
I know for certain that my dad would've piped up with " my son and I will go one better than that, we'll kiss his nuts morning, noon and night
every day for the rest of our lives if he can deliver that "
I also know that even though I would be giving my dad a hard long scowling glance, I would find my head uncontrollably nodding in agreement.
If you are reading this Steve, my father has long since passed and they were his words and vow and not mine. However, if you were to only deliver
a team that simply plays attacking football, a team that others fear, a team that plays for the shirt with pride and wears their heart on their sleeve
like all us Boro fans do, then I will happily carry out my fathers vow.
I don't know about you Steve ? but for me, nothing would give me greater satisfaction to see a line of people who recently wanted me out, are
now lining up and about to go down on all fours, closing their eyes and pouting their lips in order to kiss me on my sack.
C'mon Steve, you know it sounds great, what further motivation does one need.?
save our club, but that me and my dad would be walking down Wembley way together amongst a sea of red and white and that we would
win a major trophy and have a team full of internationals playing for us, playing in Europe, but, for one condition.
That condition is that we would have to kiss that mans nuts for it to come to fruition.
I know for certain that my dad would've piped up with " my son and I will go one better than that, we'll kiss his nuts morning, noon and night
every day for the rest of our lives if he can deliver that "
I also know that even though I would be giving my dad a hard long scowling glance, I would find my head uncontrollably nodding in agreement.
If you are reading this Steve, my father has long since passed and they were his words and vow and not mine. However, if you were to only deliver
a team that simply plays attacking football, a team that others fear, a team that plays for the shirt with pride and wears their heart on their sleeve
like all us Boro fans do, then I will happily carry out my fathers vow.
I don't know about you Steve ? but for me, nothing would give me greater satisfaction to see a line of people who recently wanted me out, are
now lining up and about to go down on all fours, closing their eyes and pouting their lips in order to kiss me on my sack.
C'mon Steve, you know it sounds great, what further motivation does one need.?