I get great pride in slowing down when people get up my ****, when there's cars in front and I have no reasonable place to go. I slow down, to the point where it becomes blatantly obvious what I'm doing, to build up some space in front, then after a further 10 seconds of them being irate I just floor it and leave them in my dust.
Then give them chance to catch up, so they calm down, then just as you see them coming pull out, and repeat as necessary.
Takes a bit of practice and the right opportunity to do it, but it's entertaining. Extra points if you time it so you pull off the carriageway before they get the opportunity to overtake, but if you don't get that just wave at them with a smug face.
People sticking in the outside lane, when there's a good amount of space in the middle or inside lane deserve all they get mind. By that I don't mean any space though, where you would have to pull in and then pull out again immediately, that's pointless if you're doing the speed limit or catching up the car in the middle quick and you're on the outside.
I'm sure the fools who break the two second rule, are actually that dumb, that when they start the count, they start at 1, thus making it a one second rule.
We do need an 80mph limit on Motorways and three lane carriageways though, these are the safest roads by far. Most country lanes should not be national speed limit, 60mph on those compared to 70 on a motorway is ridiculous.
I'd rather they did away with speed bumps, and just installed massively obvious cameras, with a count down to when they're coming. Speed bumps are hard to see on our **** roads, and dangerous on 20/ 30mph roads if you don't see them. Use the camera charges to pay to fix potholes, and this only.
