Rees-Mogg channelling John Barnes

Well certainly there are enough people in North East Somerset who will give him their vote. At a total loss why. I just guess the sort of people who live in fear and happy with their lot, not really caring for anybody else but their family.
 
I know that Dr Phil (Hammond?) who regularly appears on countdown was trying to stand against him at election but it seems to have gone quiet.
 
There does seem to be a genuine problem here when it comes to cretins like JRM. Whilst many see him as a caricature there are still those that hear the plum coupled with an articulacy that his education guarantees and are immediately deferential. The truth is that behind all of that he isn’t bright at all. In fact he’s the opposite.
 
There does seem to be a genuine problem here when it comes to cretins like JRM. Whilst many see him as a caricature there are still those that hear the plum coupled with an articulacy that his education guarantees and are immediately deferential. The truth is that behind all of that he isn’t bright at all. In fact he’s the opposite.
He’s not so dim as to secure election at the ballot box. I don’t find him dim. I find him extremely obnoxious.
 
I sometimes find myself wondering which MP I'd really like to fight the most. Johnson and Starmer come pretty high on the list along with Gove and Raab but I think that I'd really love to fight Rees-Mogg more than any of them. He's just an overprivileged bag of horsesh*t and he'd probably get the shock of a lifetime if a Northern prole like me dared to tw@t him one. It would really shatter his worldview.
 
I sometimes find myself wondering which MP I'd really like to fight the most. Johnson and Starmer come pretty high on the list along with Gove and Raab but I think that I'd really love to fight Rees-Mogg more than any of them. He's just an overprivileged bag of horsesh*t and he'd probably get the shock of a lifetime if a Northern prole like me dared to tw@t him one. It would really shatter his worldview.
Definitely very punchable. He'd insist on pistols at dawn though. Not sure I could be arsed getting out of bed that early.
 
Which is which Harry? If you're suggesting that I'm Dennis then I have to point out that my dog looks nothing like Gnasher. And I wouldn't be seen dead in a stripy jumper like that and I have much better hair. I only ever wear black because I still want to be in The Velvet Underground and time travel may be possible some day.
 
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Oh definitely him.

You can't help but talk out of your face. He chooses to talk out of his **** though.
I am who I am mate. I never try to hide that. If you have a problem with the bumfaced folk then that says more about you then it does about me.
 
I am who I am mate. I never try to hide that. If you have a problem with the bumfaced folk then that says more about you then it does about me.
No problem here. I think a cousin on my dad's side was from bumfaced stock. Certainly looked like it anyway.
 
No problem here. I think a cousin on my dad's side was from bumfaced stock. Certainly looked like it anyway.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder mate. You'd be really jealous of me if you realised just how many bumfaced lasses I get to sleep with just for being the head of the clan.
 
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