Rishi launches his leadership bid

[sweet_left_foot]

"Why tug a forlock when you can Tügênhat?"

 

[SmogOnTheTees]

A lot is made about Sunak’s use of marketing and how slick it is… it’s pretty standard really, it must just be because the rest of them still use PowerPoint, as seen by Steve Baker

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One of his loose, Tory-blue pubes has made it onto the presentation. That and a whole bunch of different font weights.

 

[Zoophonic]

Also a climate change denier mentalist. He is a wing-nut evangelical proto-fascist but if he somehow won it would be catastrophic for the country.

He has zero charisma fortunately so only a few of the mad loons in the shires would elect him to lead them

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Also a climate change denier mentalist. He is a wing-nut evangelical proto-fascist but if he somehow won it would be catastrophic for the country.

Depends. We've got climate change, COVID and war in Europe to contend with, but who's to say Steve Macmanaman isn't going to pose a threat to the country in the next few years.

 

[festa5]

A lot is made about Sunak’s use of marketing and how slick it is… it’s pretty standard really, it must just be because the rest of them still use PowerPoint, as seen by Steve Baker

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To quote Marina Hyde:

"Steve Baker is living testament to the ancient Conservative principle that they’ve always got a worse idea up their sleeve."

She's pretty much spot on about the others too.

The good news: Johnson’s on the way out. The bad news: look who’s on the way in | Marina Hyde

One ridiculously graceless ‘resignation’ speech later, here are the top Tory gorgons competing to control the sunlit uplands, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

 

[Nero]

Every one of these Tories are tainted by support for Johnson. The lots of them are Libertarians who will work to eradicate the state and any collective support for people.

This is Tory Brexit Britain. Please do not vote for the ******* next time.

 

[Billyzin]

Sounds like a new Chinese takeaway.

 

[JackG]

He has zero charisma fortunately so only a few of the mad loons in the shires would elect him to lead them

He also wears dodgy necklaces

 

[Billyzin]

A real man of the people and no mistake.

 

[The_Unicorn]

A lot is made about Sunak’s use of marketing and how slick it is… it’s pretty standard really, it must just be because the rest of them still use PowerPoint, as seen by Steve Baker

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He really scares me

 

[The_Unicorn]

Now this would be good

 

[festa5]

Now this would be good
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Well it is idiot season.

If Braverman, Baker and Schapps are having a go, why the hell not? Can only damage the Tory brand even further, reminding people these lunatics exist. Bring it on.

Be Jacob Rees Mogg next. Standing on a platform of bringing back workhouses for the poor, legalising slavery and taking the vote off women.

 

[ThePrisoner]

Well it is idiot season.

If Braverman, Baker and Schapps are having a go, why the hell not? Can only damage the Tory brand even further, reminding people these lunatics exist. Bring it on.

Be Jacob Rees Mogg next. Standing on a platform of bringing back workhouses for the poor, legalising slavery and taking the vote off women.

Sadly it seems she has said she is not standing

 

[festa5]

Sadly it seems she has said she is not standing

That is a massive shame.

Still, the others should provide enough comedy value without her.

Are you...........

 

[Andalucía Andy]

He’s a sly tw4t but I would have thought he’ll get a fair number of votes from everyone who enjoyed his extreme furlough charity and bought a hot tub to sit in

 

[Ziggy]

 

[sweet_left_foot]

That is a massive shame.

Still, the others should provide enough comedy value without her.

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I won't read the instructions and follow them. I'll just post it verbatim. Hopefully the electorate will blindly do the same

 

[Billyzin]

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Now that is funny.

 

[festa5]

I won't read the instructions and follow them. I'll just post it verbatim. Hopefully the electorate will blindly do the same

Nailed on for a cabinet position if Sunak wins. Although at least he managed to post it so already demonstrating more competence than most of the Johnson cabinet.

 

[HarryVegas]

Interesting viewing, is Mr Sunak's leadership bid website ....