Stocktons a shiit'ole

If Cleverly wants to come to Norton and tell me to my face that I live in a sh*thole I'll happily meet him by the duckpond and we can have a sensible, civilised discussion about his views. Then I'll kick his f*cking head in, the cheeky c**t.

Having said that, there's nothing wrong with sh*tholes. We'd be lost without them. Where else would you poo from if you didn't have a sh*thole? You'd probably have to poo out of your urethra and that would be awful.
 
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Angelofayresome said:
Going to the Georgian Theatre tomorrow for a few drinks and watch a few bands, lots of decent bars around. I generally just go local in Norton now for a drink now though not been to Stockton High Street shopping or for a meal for years. 30 year ago when I used to go out it was class.
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A nice pint of Bass at the Sun Inn, before or after?😉
 
bumface said:
If Cleverly wants to come to Norton and tell me to my face that I live in a sh*thole I'll happily meet him by the duckpond and we can have a sensible, civilised discussion about his views. Then I'll kick his f*cking head in, the cheeky c**t.

Having said that, there's nothing wrong with sh*tholes. We'd be lost without them. Where else would you poo from if you didn't have a sh*thole? You'd probably have to poo out of your urethra and that would be awful.
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Schittholes have a use, unlike Cleverlyqhunts
 
Get your Mam to do it. If she can have Tom Cruise, she'd knack Cleverly.
bumface said:
If Cleverly wants to come to Norton and tell me to my face that I live in a sh*thole I'll happily meet him by the duckpond and we can have a sensible, civilised discussion about his views. Then I'll kick his f*cking head in, the cheeky c**t.

Having said that, there's nothing wrong with sh*tholes. We'd be lost without them. Where else would you poo from if you didn't have a sh*thole? You'd probably have to poo out of your urethra and that would be awful.
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Otto42 said:
Just asking for a friend has anyone ever called a person a **** hole? Must be a thing only very cleverly people do?
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Closest for me is probably Sh1t head, sh1t breath or sh1t stain 🤷‍♂️

Though I’ve called plenty ar5eholes.
 
gregorgregorovich said:
Get your Mam to do it. If she can have Tom Cruise, she'd knack Cleverly.
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Did that make sense in your head, you mad leftie b@stard? I've seen Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman around these parts and they were doing something really filthy. Ask swordtrombonefish if you don't believe me.
 
bumface said:
Did that make sense in your head, you mad leftie b@stard? I've seen Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman around these parts and they were doing something really filthy. Ask swordtrombonefish if you don't believe me.
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Yes it did, given that a good few months ago we'd had a very early morning discussion about Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher and you thought your Mam could sort him out. I remember daft things like that.
 
LessoftheLip said:
If I'm going to a gig at the Arc I'd generally go for a drink in the Hope & Union and the Kopper Keg. Both very nice bars.
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There's plenty of pubs to choose from in Stockton and they cater for all ages.

I'm not sure about the eatery side, I know Sorriso across from the Globe but I tend to eat locally.

I've been to Stockton quite a bit recently and I've found it busier than in the recent past, perhaps it's condensing the shops that has done it.

Losing Castlegate has made the place look a lot better, opening the end of the High St up to the river could be a great move.

I remember suggesting that on here years ago and being scoffed at. Hope it's a success
 
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