Teddy Teuma?

[Caesium137]

Any good?

 

[Caesium137]

The Maltese Falcon?

Or if he loses his cool the Maltese Cross?

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

I couldn't bear it if we didn't sign him.

 

[Caesium137]

I couldn't bear it if we didn't sign him.

I couldn't give a stuff?

 

[the_holgate_roof]

Then can we have a couple of strikers please, as Forrs and Hoppe already indicated as projects and Akpom currently having to step up, though he has made a good start, we need some quality up front.

 

[Beverleyred]

His name sounds like some kind of ‘Ursine Medical Trauma’

 

[WindyNook]

After the Belgium league he'll find the Championship a picnic

 

[FabioPorkpie]

Maybe he’s the extra bite we need in midfield?
He looks like he’s got decent Padding.Tons of potential.

 

[Diego]

Think we will link well with Paddington McNair

 

[festa5]

Some of these puns are hard to bear.

 

[FabioPorkpie]

What if he’s a pile of Pooh?

 

[Canyoudigit]

He's the polar opposite of who we should be going for.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

the Boo-Boo boys will be in their element

 

[Steer]

He's good at throw ins.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Heard he'd rather move to Blackbear-n.

 

[Anton_Berg]

Bola, Bowler, Chuba, Teuma, Tubby the Tuba.

Radio Tees nightmare.

 

[Caesium137]

Bola, Bowler, Chuba, Teuma, Tubby the Tuba.

Radio Tees nightmare.

Maddo nightmare, everyone else should manage.

 

[Caesium137]

Watch: Malta’s Teddy Teuma’s Rousing Speech Ahead Of Crunch Champions League Match Against Rangers

Teddy Teuma, the Maltese maverick leading a Belgian side to potential Champions League, has issued an impassioned speech to his teammates ahead of this evening’s crunch tie against Rangers. Royal Union Saint-Gilloise, which counts Teuma as their captain, could make Champions League history if...

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[dooderooni]

Is he an attacking mid or will he be bought to Steiff-le the opposition?

 

[r00fie1]

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