Tell me a FACT or SECRET about yourself....

I have managed, been coached by, played with and played against international footballers. I have been on Uzbek and Kazakh tv and I was also a teen model.
 
I once appeared in a police identity line up (not as the accused), a proper old school one where they walk along the line and look you in the eye then tap you on the shoulder.
 
ska66 said:
I once appeared in a police identity line up (not as the accused), a proper old school one where they walk along the line and look you in the eye then tap you on the shoulder.
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I also did that once as well. The old Bill came into college one day asking for volunteers that were over 6ft with short brown hair.

Even though I knew I didnt comit the crime (obviously) I was still bricking it in case I was identified. :D
 
Me and my friend once saved a mans life whilst on holiday in Skegness.

This happened when I was about 14/15, we went to stay in a caravan park in Skegness with my best mates grandparents.

One morning we went to the shower block right at the back of the camp because there was no one there so you could get showered in peace. Whilst we were brushing our teeth we heard a groaning from behind us in one of the toilet cubicles.

At first we started laughing thinking someone had a bad case of the beer guts from the night before but when we turned around and looked at the cubicle, there was blood pooling out from under the door.

Being younger and a lot lighter, we pulled ourselves up on the cubicle door to look in after knocking and saw a bloke laid on the floor and blood everywhere.

We ran out of the shower block and to the main reception building of the campsite to get help which was a fair old jog and then I ran back with the camp medic whilst my mate waited to guide the ambulance to where we were.

They managed to kick the door in and get the man out and it turned out he was diabetic and had slipped into a diabetic coma (I think?) and fallen down and badly cut his head open on the toilet rim on the way down.

He was eventually taken away in an ambulance and we went back to reception to give a statement of what had happened etc.

Later on that night some of the people that the gent who collapsed had been with came and found us and thanked us and explained about the diabetes and and told us he was stable in hospital.

They told us that with it being the shower block right at the back of the camp, no one really used it and that he had been there for quite a while before we found him. If we hadn't found him when we did he probably wouldn't have made it due to the amount of blood lost coupled with his diabetes.
 
Tom_Boro said:
Apologies for assuming Mr Andre 👀
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My wife and I had a child when she was 47 and she kept a blog about it, during the pregnancy and for the first year or two after our daughter was born Hello read it and came to interview her about the experience.
 
I don't really have a bum for a face. Don't tell anyone on here about that though. I seem to have managed to fool the lot of them in to believing me.
 
bumface said:
I don't really have a bum for a face. Don't tell anyone on here about that though. I seem to have managed to fool the lot of them in to believing me.
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Please retract these lies.

My belief in a race of bumfaced gentlefolk is the only that that has been easing me through these troubled times.
 
fella said:
Please retract these lies.

My belief in a race of bumfaced gentlefolk is the only that that has been easing me through these troubled times.
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I was only joking mate. Of course I have a bum for a face. I'm glad that me and my noble people have brought you some comfort. There aren't many of us and we can seem pretty scary but we're good sorts really as long as you don't cross us.
 
Laughing said:
Gentle folk!!!!!! Bumface threatened to kidnap all my kids, then, cruelly didn't follow through on his generous offer.
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That isn't true and you know it. I just threatened to liberate your bum faced rabbit if you weren't looking after him/her properly. Not the same thing at all.
 
bumface said:
That isn't true and you know it. I just threatened to liberate your bum faced rabbit if you weren't looking after him/her properly. Not the same thing at all.
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Maybe I have misremembered that but detah threats were given, and I am sure kidnap was mentioned. gentle folk indeed. You're tribe are a bunch of rabbit loving anarchists. On a differrent subject, or indeed the same subject, I will take a picture of oreo and you will see he genuinely has a bum for a face.
 
Laughing said:
Maybe I have misremembered that but detah threats were given, and I am sure kidnap was mentioned. gentle folk indeed. You're tribe are a bunch of rabbit loving anarchists. On a differrent subject, or indeed the same subject, I will take a picture of oreo and you will see he genuinely has a bum for a face.
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And I'm guessing that you prefer the rabbit hating anarchists, right? We're the good guys.
 
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