You know you're old when...

[Aleksandr beerkat]

When you have to scroll down a year of birth drop down box for what seems like an eternity

 

[London_Boro]

When your barber trims your eyebrows without asking if you want them done.

 

[rkangel]

... you find yourself smiling at Bri Marwood's posts.

 

[Glover_elbow]

The other day, I sneezed and tweaked my hamstring.

I hate sneezing at work half the time it incorporates a fart

 

[El Guapo]

You injure yourself making simple movements

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I hate sneezing at work half the time it incorporates a fart

It may get worse.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

You injure yourself making simple movements

Like turning over in bed.

 

[El Guapo]

Like turning over in bed.

Or moving the duvet

 

[sadgit]

When you have bruises you have no idea why. I never used to bruise

 

[r00fie1]

When it takes you all night,
to do what you used to do all night

 

[S7DiscoDown]

A conversation at work today came up about the 'best war film ever?'. A few threw in Saving Private Ryan. One of the younger lads came out with 'what's Saving Private Ryan?'. A 20 year old knowing nothing of a 98 classic and Oscar winner.

I had suggested Kelly's Hero's or Where Eagles Dare. So had no chance

 

[ThePrisoner]

when you...


...hang on

...it'll come to me in a minute.





...No, it's gone.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

What did he say?

 

[Blf]

You find yourself looking at the car door with a yoghurt in your hands wondering why it won't open. The Mrs is in the kitchen wondering why your car keys are in the fridge on top if the yoghurts.

 

[Fattyfoggon]

you go to google something on your phone and by the time you get to the app you forget what you wanted to google

 

[r00fie1]

"We've heard it all before"

 

[Norfolkred1]

You become very judgmental on people doings that you used to do when you were younger, kids today eh!!

 

[Scrug]

You hitch your trousers before you sit down.

 

[Littlefella68]

You realise the 90s is as long ago to those younger as the 60s seemed to You when young

 

[guisborough_rob]

The gadgies at the allotments greet you by saying, “Now then owd feller….”