Your irrational, petty dislikes

[HeineOtto]

Umbrellas..... and the fact that anyone using them always seems to have the pointy bits at my eye-level.
Potential eye-gouge incident every time it rains

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Umbrellas..... and the fact that anyone using them always seems to have the pointy bits at my eye-level.
Potential eye-gouge incident every time it rains

Have you considered wearing platform shoes?

 

[Andy_W]

Obviously this guy hasn't got his blue wraparound sunglasses on.. and I'm guessing he's ran out of his fast carb instant release gel pack meals

Yeah, I wouldn't wear that, but I wouldn't wear white or ripped jeans either

I like my blue wraparound sunglasses, need them when you're going quick, otherwise you can't see, and they also come in handy for golf as you can still see the ball when getting setup

Most stuff is out of necessity, I don't treat it like a fashion show.

You do get the odd one with all the bright and expensive gear, overweight, and tooting along at 15mph, but suppose it's the same as the guy who can't play football turning up in bright pink £150 footy boots.

 

[newyddion]

I like my blue wraparound sunglasses, need them when you're going quick, otherwise you can't see, and they also come in handy for golf as you can still see the ball when getting setup

Oh Andy!

 

[Andy_W]

Oh Andy!

I don't give a toss what I look like though

 

[newyddion]

I don't give a toss what I look like though

Golf will do that to a man! TBH I dress like a scruffy tramp most of the time. It's like Jarvis Cocker gave me permission in 1995 and I never looked back.. or quite got it!

 

[Otto42]

TMS commentators calling batsmen 'batters'.

I'll add if not already done in a similar vein......England men's football team, men's ashes and men's six nations!

 

[Andy_W]

Golf will do that to a man! TBH I dress like a scruffy tramp most of the time. It's like Jarvis Cocker gave me permission in 1995 and I never looked back.. or quite got it!

Now I work from home I'm just in joggers and scruffy t-shirts all day, maybe walking trousers and a polo if I want to feel "smart"

 

[newyddion]

Now I work from home I'm just in joggers and scruffy t-shirts all day, maybe walking trousers and a polo if I want to feel "smart"

I haven't worn socks in two years.. and the inside coat is something that I've been working on since the gas and electric went up

 

[VestasBoro]

I agree with you, but why then do we refer to a bus station?

If it's a Train station and bus station, why don't we have Plane stations?

 

[London_Boro]

That one mate who always seems to be in the loo when it's their round.

 

[Red_is_best]

If it's a Train station and bus station, why don't we have Plane stations?

I get why there are so many stations where people or services wait or stand. Add police, polling and fire to our list. But why on earth do we have radio stations?

 

[king_hellfire]

Footballers, managers, pundits etc., starting every sentence with “Listen”.

Yes, we’re already listening you daft f#*%ing b#^%*#ds, just say what you’re going to say for f*#k’s sake!


Also, regarding the above footballing folk, saying “done” instead of “did”. “He done good” “He went and done a bad tackle”.

 

[London_Boro]

People who say ibroofen, instead of how it is actually pronounced. IBUPROFEN!!!!!

 

[Borothruandthru]

Drivers.

I hate it when driving along at 70mph someone overtakes then goes slower in front of you.
Slovertakers I call them !

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Cyclists who wear the full Lycra gear and all that. Each to their own and everything.. but the looks that you get off some of them when driving! The absolute state! Is almost like riding a bike in jeans and a t-shirt would be frowned upon these days.

I call them MAMILS

Middle Aged Men In Lycra

Oh the shame of being married to a MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lycra)

For those fortunate enough to have normal husbands, allow me to elaborate. Being a MAMIL is about much more than squeezing your ample frame into tight lycra, writes cycling widow Jennie Price, from Surrey.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ThePrisoner]

People who form queues at petrol pumps because they are incapable of filling up if the their tank is on the opposite side to the pump. FFS the hose will reach. They're all on a reel these days.

Even though this often means there's a spare pump for me I still despise these weaklings

 

[Doom_On_Horseback]

People who don’t let you in front of them at the checkout when you’ve got a slack handful of clobber and they’ve done a supermarket sweep.

People who don’t turn the volume on to an even number….why would you have the volume on 13 you weirdos.

 

[newyddion]

I call them MAMILS

Middle Aged Men In Lycra

Oh the shame of being married to a MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lycra)

For those fortunate enough to have normal husbands, allow me to elaborate. Being a MAMIL is about much more than squeezing your ample frame into tight lycra, writes cycling widow Jennie Price, from Surrey.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It’s definitely’a thing’ - they are like this generations punks, hippies or new romantics.. except they are mostly over 35 years old

 

[newyddion]

People who ignore queues ie push in, but also those that don’t know how to queue.

So like in the concourse where there are clearly three tills, three arrows pointing where to queue.. but still just the two lines absolutely rammed and snaking round at an angle.