Johnnyweetabix
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So with deep regret wont be attending any events ….. cough …. Course he does
Andy has covid !
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jeff_potato
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If he gets a fever from it then he might be in real trouble, as he can't just sweat it out.
NorthumberlandBoro
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To be fair there's a lot of it going around the schools at the moment.
SmogOnTheTees
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Boroproud
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To think he was never under any Investigation for any form of child abuse Makes your comment pretty pathetic really.
FabioPorkpie
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Betty allegedly slipped him something like £12 million to settle his sex abuse case costs, so it didn’t go to court….
I mean, that’s about as clear an admission of guilt as you can get!
clay
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His alleged victim was 17 years old, which is school age.
Abel Tasman
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He will have to isolate for the next 25 years.
Funky_Chicken
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Pulled out of the **** by mummy with tax payers money - nice. A bigger set of parasites you’ll be hard pushed to find
Subbuteo_171
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Just announced on the BBC.
Its not Covid, he’s got Nonsilitis.
Its not Covid, he’s got Nonsilitis.
kuepper
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And he was 41 at the time
TeessideCleveland
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They wanted no NONCE-ense for the festivities
Alzi
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Bit of an inappropriate joke by the BBC
FabioPorkpie
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Perhaps the Queen sounded out her people….
‘Have the shittmunchers forgotten about Andrew’s noncing yet?’
’No ma’am’
’Fook me, you mean I spaffed 12 million quid to make that problem disappear and only some of the plebs have fallen for it?’
’Yes ma’am’
’Play the covid card then, and keep the sweaty nonce out of sight. Put him in the dungeon but for God’s sake make sure the Corgies aren’t left alone with him!’
‘Have the shittmunchers forgotten about Andrew’s noncing yet?’
’No ma’am’
’Fook me, you mean I spaffed 12 million quid to make that problem disappear and only some of the plebs have fallen for it?’
’Yes ma’am’
’Play the covid card then, and keep the sweaty nonce out of sight. Put him in the dungeon but for God’s sake make sure the Corgies aren’t left alone with him!’
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Corcaigh_the_Cat
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Come out of IT fatter than when he went in?Wonder if it's the Boris strain?
BoroMart
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I think we can simply call her a 'victim' now
Johngannonsunderpants
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In the UK? Obvs we leave school aged 15/16 not 17.