Muttley
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Dave had been drinking in his local pub all day and most of the evening.
Mick the landlord says "Dave, I think you've had enough to drink so get yourself off home"
Dave very reluctantly agrees and then very slowly turns on his barstool, steps off, and falls flat on his face!!
"b***r" says Dave and pulls himself back upright using the barstool, takes a step towards the door, and falls flat on his face!!
Dave thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be ok so he belly crawls to the door, shimmies up the door frame, sticks his head outside and takes a a big breath of fresh air. He then takes a step outside onto the pavement and falls flat on his face!!
"Jesus" he says "I'm in deep ****"
Dave can see his house just a few doors down from the pub so he crawls along the pavement, pulls himself up the door frame. opens the door and manages to slide inside.
Dave looks at the stairs and says "No bloody way" so he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom and tells himself "I can make it to the bed"
Dave takes a step into the bedroom and falls flat on his face!!
"b***ks" he says and with his last remaining energy he crawls over to the bed, pulls himself upright, and collapses into bed.
The next morning Sue, his wife, comes into the bedroom with a cup of coffee for Dave and says to him "Did you have a lot to drink last night?"
Dave says "As a matter of fact I did. But how did you know?"
"Because" says Sue, "Mick phoned, you left your wheelchair at the pub!!"
Mick the landlord says "Dave, I think you've had enough to drink so get yourself off home"
Dave very reluctantly agrees and then very slowly turns on his barstool, steps off, and falls flat on his face!!
"b***r" says Dave and pulls himself back upright using the barstool, takes a step towards the door, and falls flat on his face!!
Dave thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be ok so he belly crawls to the door, shimmies up the door frame, sticks his head outside and takes a a big breath of fresh air. He then takes a step outside onto the pavement and falls flat on his face!!
"Jesus" he says "I'm in deep ****"
Dave can see his house just a few doors down from the pub so he crawls along the pavement, pulls himself up the door frame. opens the door and manages to slide inside.
Dave looks at the stairs and says "No bloody way" so he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom and tells himself "I can make it to the bed"
Dave takes a step into the bedroom and falls flat on his face!!
"b***ks" he says and with his last remaining energy he crawls over to the bed, pulls himself upright, and collapses into bed.
The next morning Sue, his wife, comes into the bedroom with a cup of coffee for Dave and says to him "Did you have a lot to drink last night?"
Dave says "As a matter of fact I did. But how did you know?"
"Because" says Sue, "Mick phoned, you left your wheelchair at the pub!!"
