If we were to get a billionaire owner what would you want change ?

Buy us Toney/Pukki/Armstrong to ensure promotion then entrust Warnock to spend the windfall wisely.

Whoever signed Dijksteel/Bola must have some talent, maybe give them some more to spend? If Woodgate then have to wait for his sojourn on the south coast to end.
 
Red seats.
Multi storey car park and brand new train station.
Better players obviously.
 
I'd want the works, everything that is wrong with modern football.

- Sell the hotel and training complex, build one near that London, and a private plane to fly the squad in and out.
- Super agent bringing in players.
- Couple of thousand seater stadium built next to the ground for training and reserve matches.
- Boutique hotel at the ground for the players pre/post match stays and guests / weddings at other times.
- Tie in deals & joint ownership with Perth Glory, Inter Miami and some second division Spanish, German & Italian teams, swapping and loaning in and out youth players and internationals to get round work permit restrictions.
- Tie in deal with RedBull, naming rights on Stadium, new strips design, away strips in RedBull drinks can design.
- A new club badge, a raging red bull being squared up to by a rampant blue lion under the Transporter bridge.
- Club shops in the far east and extensive pre-season tours there.
- Exclusive cub merchandise from Under Armour or Nike.
- Ex- International player and media darling as Manager, "our next match is Frank Lampard's Middlesbrough RedBulls taking on everyones favourite second team, the great entertainers, Leeds United"
- Stadium upgrades, more screens, longer bars, new toilets, outdoor smoking veranda, a palm tree lined causeway to the town centre.
- Sponsorship deals with thousands of random companies, MFC only uses Hewlett Packard facsimile machines , paper and toner, Castrol GTX, the official engine oil of Frank Lampards RedBull army, you can wipe like Frank & the boys with Andrex moistened towelettes etc. etc.

Actually the more I think about it, I'd love it.
 
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I`d get rid of all the cheap Wilkos sheets and curtains and buy pure Egyptian silk ones.
Buy a Gite just outside Lisieux.
Find an old barn on the NY Moors or on the Pennines around Middleton - to convert - an ongoing project - which is completely self sufficient and sustainable.
Then I`de buy me season ticket(y)
 
r00fie1 said:
I`d get rid of all the cheap Wilkos sheets and curtains and buy pure Egyptian silk ones.
Buy a Gite just outside Lisieux.
Find an old barn on the NY Moors or on the Pennines around Middleton - to convert - an ongoing project - which is completely self sufficient and sustainable.
Then I`de buy me season ticket(y)
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I think it was aimed at a new billionairre owner of the club Roofie!
 
- Work with Middlesbrough Council to get the station nearer the stadium reopened and renovated.

- Sort the seats out

- New sound system

- Fly a Yorkshire flag from one of the flag poles on top of the stadium

- Promotion and safety


Could probably do all these things under Gibson anyway.
 
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The ground relocated nearer to M'bro station and the northernmost stand roof to be supported by a replica of the Tyne bridge.

And the team's shirts to have no logos or ads, or players' names.. and players boots to be all the same colour (actually forget the last one because that doesn't cost owt).
 
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