If we were to get a billionaire owner what would you want change ?

It’ll be free when Bezos and I take over Festa. You just need an Alexa microphone injecting into your neck though. Think about it 👍.

Just as long as it doesn't interfere with the Microsoft software that'll be getting installed into my bloodstream as part of the covid jab 👍
 
- Stadium upgrades, more screens, longer bars, new toilets, outdoor smoking veranda, a palm tree lined causeway to the town centre.
I think the stadium is in the wrong place.
They should build a new 60,000 seater (min) dome on the empty land 'north of the border', move the old Town Hall brick by brick to a new location.
 
I think the stadium is in the wrong place.
They should build a new 60,000 seater (min) dome on the empty land 'north of the border', move the old Town Hall brick by brick to a new location.
To be fair I’d probably knock the town centre down and build a new one centred around the ground and railway station. After I’d moved the A66 under ground and put a tunnel under the Tees linking up to the A19/A689 junction at Wolviston. Jeff and I are just getting started......
 
I really doubt if we had Toney he would have 20 goals. Also not a cat in hells chance Armstrong would have 16.

It's not just a case of signing a decent goal scorer. We simply don't create enough. I know people may laugh but it wouldn't suprise me one bit if Britt joins another champo club and scores 20+ goals.
 
I really doubt if we had Toney he would have 20 goals. Also not a cat in hells chance Armstrong would have 16.

It's not just a case of signing a decent goal scorer. We simply don't create enough. I know people may laugh but it wouldn't suprise me one bit if Britt joins another champo club and scores 20+ goals.

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Not this season.
We're creating a huge amount of chances for once and just throwing them away.
 
Two prolific strikers
Two quality goalkeepers
The home kit to be permanently a replica of the 1973-74 kit
The 2nd kit to be permanently a replica of the 1968-69 2nd kit
Neither kit to have any advertising
Revert to the 1986 badge
Build a replica of the Brussels Atomium next to the ground
 
To be honest if I had that much money I would also buy Newcastle United.












Then I would close them down, wind them up, flatten Sid James Park and put cows on the former pitch, preferably cows with diarrhoea
 
I`d get rid of all the cheap Wilkos sheets and curtains and buy pure Egyptian silk ones.
Buy a Gite just outside Lisieux.
Find an old barn on the NY Moors or on the Pennines around Middleton - to convert - an ongoing project - which is completely self sufficient and sustainable.
Then I`de buy me season ticket(y)
We used to live near Lisieux.
 
I would keep everything the same, and bribe the other teams to lose when they played us.
Ok, so it would be a boring season, but it would be funny seeing how own goals a team could score.
 
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