Kyle Walker - utter cretin

Brian Marwood

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Second child born with a mistress and now offering a groveling apology to his wife and mother of his marital children.
 
More importantly I have got both these clowns in my Fantasy football team - will these distractions result in a drop in points, and if so can I sue them?
 
Not sure why anyone cares really? His missus will probably wipe away her tears with some notes and have him back. And do the same the next time, and the time after that.

They could make a Groundhog sequel out of it. Bill Murray I don't think would be plausible as a Man City right back these days though.
 
Yeah and was accused of indecent exposure at a club recently.

Still, he’s apologised, so that’s alright. I’m sure they were all just one off incidents.

Probably a really decent lad underneath it all. And he can run dead fast too.
"it's just something me and boys do when we're drunk"

Or something like that.

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His missus will probably wipe away her tears with some notes and have him back.
She has kicked him out in fairness. She is currently pregnant with their fourth child, and he has two to this other lass now.

I don't think she needs to stay married to him if they have four kids together, she'll be minted either way. She's stopped wearing her wedding ring.

Not that I've been reading gossip magazines or anything. :LOL:
 
She has kicked him out in fairness. She is currently pregnant with their fourth child, and he has two to this other lass now.

I don't think she needs to stay married to him if they have four kids together, she'll be minted either way. She's stopped wearing her wedding ring.

Not that I've been reading gossip magazines or anything. :LOL:

What I never understand is why footballers get married / have kids etc sometimes in their early 20s if they want to sleep around. Surely they should just stay single and do what they want? Still plenty of time to settle down when retired.
 
What I never understand is why footballers get married / have kids etc sometimes in their early 20s if they want to sleep around. Surely they should just stay single and do what they want? Still plenty of time to settle down when retired.
I think they're encouraged by managers to settle down early to focus them and stop them partying and shagging around......
 
I would think the proportion of footballers who cheat on their partners is probably not far from the national average.

We probably all know people who can't help themselves and live a life of constant affairs.
 
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