I’m sure Boro have a replacement in their sights. But will they score enough goals to allow us to bridge the gap to the top two. If he does leave I’m sure lots of fans will be glaring in the chairman’s direction in the next home game. It’ll be sad if he does go but it gives us all time to reflect. Anything lower than £15m wouldn’t scratch the surface IMO. He’ll be a real focal point for Lens. He’ll bring laser-focus to the Lens frontline. There’s certainly a case to be made for keeping him. He’s been one of Carrick’s best pupils, let’s face it. Chuba’s a keen reader and his favourite author is Iris Murdoch. When he reads magazines, he reads Monocle. He used to watch Neighbours because he liked Karl Kennedy’s band The Right Prescription. Like a few of us, used to really fancy Eddi Reader. As for playing abroad, Chuba nose better than most how hard it can be. It’s strange because as well he did last season, he struggled at Reading. I do like the looks of Lens transfer business, there’s a real vision at that club. Some real foresight. They’re playing Fiorentina in a friendly this so he’ll come up against the Violets’ ultras. How much will we miss him? Well opinions vary. He must be signing for them because it’s all over t’internet.
As for these puns, I’m not sure they could be any cornea.