Peerage for Houchen, Knighthood for Clarke

Apologies to Cardiffdaffs for my take on this.
Apparently Dorries was wearing a hood but , in the throes of ecstasy, she pulled it off so that she could see her beloved Boris better.
Unfortunately, the blow up Mr Blobby
she'd been enjoying her fantasy with, couldn't supply any further soiling to the baggy y fronts she'd bribed Boris 's house cleaner to supply her with.
She took solace in the fact that Blobby at least shared Bojo's physical attributes, despite the fact that Blobby was Bojo's intellectial superior.
Just my take.
 
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Gongs handed out by disgraced PM announced on the day of his self destruction are not worth the schitt he has covered them with.
Clarkes most recent achievement is to drive child poverty in parts of his constituency to a level not seen since Adolf Hitler was in power.

Way to go Stilts!!! He might have more time to go watch his beloved Borough next season. F fraud.
 
A knighthood bought off the internet holds more weight than one off Boris Johnson.

 
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