Sadiq Khan wants to ban dogs from London 😂😂

[ThePrisoner]

The blend of gammons and twitter sometimes produces pure gold

https://twitter.com/x/status/1785302722465472811

 

[speckyget]

Looking at some of his other stuff. Furious, fuming, boiling, etc. Can that possibly be genuine?

 

[jeff_potato]

He'll be even more furious when he finds out that Afghan hounds and Pakistani shepherds are exempt from the ban.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

I think he actually said bogs, and the public will be charged 50p to p!ss in the Thames and £2 for a shyte.

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

I think he actually said bogs, and the public will be charged 50p to p!ss in the Thames and £2 for a shyte.

Don't give Thames Water any ideas like that!

 

[Scrote]

The problem with that is that none of them are actually foaming-at-the-mouth gammons. It's all just bots trying to one- up each other with the outrage.

Sadiq Khan ate my hamster.

 

[Acklam_Lad]

To be fair he has more chance of getting this to happen than he has bringing the Super Bowl to London

 

[speckyget]

The problem with that is that none of them are actually foaming-at-the-mouth gammons. It's all just bots trying to one- up each other with the outrage.

Sadiq Khan ate my hamster.

Your's too??!!

 

[SilentProf]

Sadiq Khan is a dog owner himself

https://twitter.com/x/status/1342473875196686337

 

[TeessideCleveland]

 

[Juninhoburger]

Dangerous and potentially anti-Muslim tweet

What a F***ing ****.

 

[h_m_boro]

When the ban is enforced, if anyone knows of any Cavalier King Charles older puppies that need a good home we will step up to the plate and selflessly take one in. For free obvs.........

#disastercapitalismforpuppiestastic



When you think Tories couldn't get any lower, they do truly amaze you. What next, scare mongering in the Daily Mail that all first born white children will be sent to the local Mosque for adoption ??

 

[ThePrisoner]

When you think Tories couldn't get any lower, they do truly amaze you. What next, scare mongering in the Daily Mail that all first born white children will be sent to the local Mosque for adoption ??

Close. They are lifting the 50% limit on academies admission of pupils based on religious faith so schools can now discriminate against people of different religions and atheists and fill their schools with their own co-religionists.

I like history and every day feels more like 1824 rather than 2024.

 

[The Ruthsayer]

Close. They are lifting the 50% limit on academies admission of pupils based on religious faith so schools can now discriminate against people of different religions and atheists and fill their schools with their own co-religionists.

I like history and every day feels more like 1824 rather than 2024.

All educational establishments should be secular.

 

[Lottowyn]

Pigeons are a menace here in the Dales.
They truly rule the roost.

 

[anth25]

These days, you can't even have a dog in London. These days

 

[Ex Footy Legs]

I think he actually said bogs, and the public will be charged 50p to p!ss in the Thames and £2 for a shyte.

I hope so because you can’t just start banning geordie women from the capital

 

[gregorgregorovich]

I think he actually said bogs, and the public will be charged 50p to p!ss in the Thames and £2 for a shyte.

I thought they were already pssing and shtting in the Thames, along with most of our other rivers.

 

[Ex Footy Legs]

I thought they were already pssing and shtting in the Thames, along with most of our other rivers.

They are but it goes via the Thames water pipe straight into the river and they then ask for their bill to be paid

 

[TeessideCleveland]

You can't fly a flag either - and just because the example's from 2014 her follow up that it's worse now with no more recent examples shows it's true

https://twitter.com/x/status/1784909629379527064