Things nobody will ever say ever again

"I'll just pop down the garden centre get some DDT"

and on a related note:

"I can barely see out the windscreen for all these bloomin' flies, windscreen wipers can barely cope"
I had a squadron of flies in the house today. :oops:

You're going home in a Teesside Ambulance.

Who's that copper with the big - that's enough of that one.
 
Thrupenny bit
Six penneth of chips
Can we go to the Circus/Fireworks on Clairville Common
 
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