Things nobody will ever say ever again

[JohnCraggs1973]

"quiet in the 1 and 9's"

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Give us a go on your clackers.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Silk scarf, neck or wrist?

 

[Glover_elbow]

Pull out the choke

 

[Borobuddah]

'giz a squeeze mister '

Red x?

 

[clag01]

I was thinking...What about things that have possibly not been said before...Somebody said to me once.."Here!. Your cats eating my nana's cats food!" I was out with her taking her for a walk.

 

[Mysonpat.]

"The picture is terrible"..."go and move the aerial around'.

"Tapes not the best picture..try the tracking."

 

[Borobuddah]

Pass the news of the world

 

[Borobuddah]

"The picture is terrible"..."go and move the aerial around'.

"Tapes not the best picture..try the tracking."No, it’s the contrast

 

[Borobuddah]

Boy! You shall report to the headmaster for six of the best

I got that from a teacher who caned all the lads too much, me and another lad snapped his cane to bits during dinner and put bits in different desks before his next class

 

[Borobuddah]

He could never pin it on anyone but I knew that he knew……

 

[Mysonpat.]

I got that from a teacher who caned all the lads too much, me and another lad snapped his cane to bits during dinner and put bits in different desks before his next class

I got a table tennis bat for cheating at cross country..I couldn't sit down for 2 days.

 

[Borobuddah]

There's one in Coxwold too, although it's up for sale ATM so maybe not for much longer.

What? The village or the garage or the card machine which

 

[Mfcmoose]

There’s a geordie with a cup

 

[TheHolgate]

That any Boro manager loves Paddy McNair.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

It's Slaven, it had to be Slaven.

 

[Midnight to Six Man]

The Conservative Party is full of right wingers

 

[red_harrington]

I got that from a teacher who caned all the lads too much, me and another lad snapped his cane to bits during dinner and put bits in different desks before his next class

I was told to go to the headmaster for a caning too, I just didn't bother (and got away with it) :)

 

[The_Big_Woodowski]

I was thinking...What about things that have possibly not been said before...Somebody said to me once.."Here!. Your cats eating my nana's cats food!" I was out with her taking her for a walk.

Out with ya nan or the cat ?

 

[clag01]

Out with ya nan or the cat ?

Cat. There was a bowl of cat food outside a house and she was eating it.