Things nobody will ever say ever again

[chickenrunner]

"Early this morning units of the Allied armies began landing on the coast of France"

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

"Early this morning units of the Allied armies began landing on the coast of France"

Let us sincerely hope not.

 

[Wilder Times]

Turn the tele over while you're up!

 

[The_Big_Woodowski]

What is the video plus code for Prison cell block H again

 

[sadgit]

Pull out the choke

I did this with my chainsaw on Sunday and I also flooded the engine...

 

[Otto42]

Jimmy Saville was a kind and generous man who raised lots for charity, he even volunteered to work as a porter at his local hospital and all those dreams he made come true. Looking forward to watching TOTP 2 tonight as he’s presenting with DLT, Gary Glitter on too!

 

[The Ruthsayer]

"so I called up Blockbuster on the land line, to see if the video I had reserved had come in..."

Ah, but in those days it was just ‘the phone’, not a ‘landline’.

 

[Mysonpat.]

Jimmy Saville was a kind and generous man who raised lots for charity, he even volunteered to work as a porter at his local hospital and all those dreams he made come true. Looking forward to watching TOTP 2 tonight as he’s presenting with DLT, Gary Glitter on too!

Yep I especially enjoyed his art work with Rolf Harris.

 

[Quicksilvera]

“It’s Eindhoven time!!”

 

[Otto42]

You’ll probably be able to get that in Woolies