Things nobody will ever say ever again

[Gramsci]

Where’s the ration book?
My Co-op number is 10669.

 

[Middlesbrough123]

It doesn’t matter what it looks like , we can always respray it .

 

[r00fie1]

Pop down Wilko`s an gerrus a scrubbing brush.
An don't go spending the change in Woolies on that pick n mix neither!

 

[gregorgregorovich]

Can't wait to see the first 8 dart finish.

 

[futureboy]

And the winner of this year's Eurovision Song Contest is the UK!

 

[goalscrounger]

Frank Lampard will make for an excellent manager.

 

[Soutra]

Conservative Prime Minister

 

[parnabyscrosses]

It’s the remix to ignition.

Still an absolute banger despite the fella who sang it!

 

[Heine_Otto]

Who’s taped over Shoot?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I remember watching Newcastle win a trophy.

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

There’s a garage in Middleton in Teesdale that is attended service. Made an old get like me feel well nostalgic the other week.

There's one in Coxwold too, although it's up for sale ATM so maybe not for much longer.

 

[RedcarRed]

Man City won it fair and square

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Leeds will never fall apart again.

 

[McMordie]

Let's build a sports hall.

 

[Squarewheelbike]

Don't get me started... Screw the rest, these were the best..

Nah, red for me!

 

[Hap]

I’ll have a Spikey Mikey please…

 

[Rock Osborne]

Careful you don't flood the engine

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

"so I called up Blockbuster on the land line, to see if the video I had reserved had come in..."

 

[Trug]

Just watching the test card

 

[Trug]

Help yourself to the soda for your drink