Not a joke but a true comment on a friends Facebook page today. She had put a few photos on, showing her holding a baby. One of the comments was “Love thesex”. I thought that was a bit of a strange comment until I realised that she had missed out a space between the “e” and the “x”.
I take spare nuts and bolts on rollercoasters. Just as it starts I tap the person in front on the shoulder and say ‘Ithink these came out of your seat’