r00fie1 Well-known member May 17, 2021 #1,122 "Military Intelligence" - two words which dont go together!
r00fie1 Well-known member May 17, 2021 #1,123 Definition of "Stupidity" Giving an Officer a map. Definition of negligence. Trusting the tw** !
Konrad_the_Barbarian Well-known member May 21, 2021 #1,126 My dad always used say “in the theatre, leave them wanting more”. Lovely bloke, terrible anaesthetist
My dad always used say “in the theatre, leave them wanting more”. Lovely bloke, terrible anaesthetist
STAFFORDA4 Active member May 21, 2021 #1,128 Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret said: I've found the interview on YouTube Click to expand... Lulu.....looking good
Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret said: I've found the interview on YouTube Click to expand... Lulu.....looking good
HarryVegas Well-known member May 30, 2021 #1,129 I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning when I thought, "I really ought to wash those cups out."
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning when I thought, "I really ought to wash those cups out."
J Jollyroger Active member May 30, 2021 #1,131 Two STD germs lost in the Sahara. 1st germ said “I’ll be glad when we get back to syphillisation! ” The second germ germ said “ I reckon I’m a gonorrhoea”.
Two STD germs lost in the Sahara. 1st germ said “I’ll be glad when we get back to syphillisation! ” The second germ germ said “ I reckon I’m a gonorrhoea”.
Lefty Well-known member May 31, 2021 #1,133 I once had a cameo role in a film. I had to wave my hands in the air like I didn’t care.
chocolate_sandwich Active member May 31, 2021 #1,134 I am in A&E at the moment... Let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
Doom_On_Horseback Well-known member Jun 1, 2021 #1,135 I drove my daughters Guinea Pig to the vets this morning. This new Callaway 3 wood is awesome!!!
FatCat Well-known member Jun 2, 2021 #1,136 This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from. I said, not off the top of my head...
This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from. I said, not off the top of my head...
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Jun 2, 2021 #1,137 For my wife's birthday I made her a polystyrene submarine... It didn't go down well.
Doom_On_Horseback Well-known member Jun 4, 2021 #1,140 I refused to believe that I was gay and dyslexic....but all the signs were there. I was in Daniel.