festa5
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A Teesside a mackem and a Jamaican are waiting outside the maternity ward for news of the birth of their children.
A nurse comes out "I'm really sorry but there's been a terrible mix up and we don't know which baby is which" she says. "Do you think you'd be able to go in and try and work it out and pick your own baby?"
The teessider goes first and minutes later comes out carrying a black baby.
" Erm, I'm pretty sure that one's mine" says the Jamaican.
"I know" says the teessider. "But one of those other two is a mackem and I'm not taking any chances".
A nurse comes out "I'm really sorry but there's been a terrible mix up and we don't know which baby is which" she says. "Do you think you'd be able to go in and try and work it out and pick your own baby?"
The teessider goes first and minutes later comes out carrying a black baby.
" Erm, I'm pretty sure that one's mine" says the Jamaican.
"I know" says the teessider. "But one of those other two is a mackem and I'm not taking any chances".