I went back the next week and the bloke asked “nice to see you back, are you doing a Neil Diamond medley this week?”I put my name down to sing at a karaoke last night.
When it came round to my turn the bloke running it asked "are you the one doing Neil Diamond?"
"I am.” I said.
Made me and the wife titterI was made up when I won 'Transvestite Of The Year'