Nailed on certainties in life

parmoboy said:
When you go to use an ATM there's always somebody else using it, even if it's 3am in the morning.

Then you have to awkwardly stand behind them or to the side of them at a distance which ensures they're not made to feel you're about to mug them.
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This is very pre 2020. I have never seen anybody at my local bank's cashpoint machine over here. Nobody uses cash anymore
 
S7DiscoDown said:
No matter what petrol pump I que for the person in front will 'faff about'.

Seriously.... What do they do when they get back in the car? It's a usually women going through handbag/glove compartment/something on the back seat.

Please no 'get an EV'😂
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Basically my whole existence in queues.

Go for my booster the other day .................. strictly appointment only ................... the woman in front has turned up 'on the off chance' to blag a booster. Cue a 5 minute conversation to explain why she won't be getting one whilst I hang about. JUST FECK OFF!
Ayresome Park ticket office back in the day ........................ season ticket holders only, voucher 'C' ............................... bloke in front hasn't got the voucher "'cos my mate keeps our tickets and he's out on the rigs and their lass doesn't know where they are". Cue a 5 minute conversation explaining why they're not getting a cup ticket. JUST FECK OFF!

If I'm in a queue anywhere the person in front ALWAYS has 'a story to tell'. I already know what will happen when we have to show vax passports at the Riverside. JUST FECK OFF!!!!!:mad:
 
You try and get Glastonbury tickets every October and fail to get through - but still make the effort the following year.
 
xxlshirts_fit_all said:
That’s just part of the 50/50/90% rule isn’t it?….

50% chance of getting it right but a 90% result of getting it wrong…

also applies to the usb stick… however there’s another variable in that you can try It both ways and still get it wrong…
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I do believe if you look at a box of tablets, the end that has the use by date is the end with the leaflet.
 
Someone in the customs queue in front of you will have accidentally packed a pair of nail clippers or a bottle containing
More than 100ml.
 
Sammysmiths said:
Someone in the customs queue in front of you will have accidentally packed a pair of nail clippers or a bottle containing
More than 100ml.
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Usually it’s somebody in front the airport electronic passport reader machines and their passport doesn’t read. Or they keep putting it into the slot the wrong way.
 
Arguments /falloutswith your partner over something or another youve apparently done wrong Dont know any blokes who havent done that look and said yeah, tell me about it mate... me too.
 
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