Nailed on certainties in life

[goalscrounger]

Getting the belt loop on your jeans caught on a door handle.

That only happens when you're already angry about something.

 

[r00fie1]

A split in your plastic carrier bag, with the spuds rolling along the pavement

 

[Jonny Ingbar]

That the latest massively over-hyped Netflix film is actually ****.

 

[Charlie]

Adjustable spanner, guaranteed you will turn it the wrong way