FartingGnome
Well-known member
when you see Johnson's mouth open there's a lie on the way out.
Congrats. .. More internal que rage than meBasically my whole existence in queues.
Go for my booster the other day .................. strictly appointment only ................... the woman in front has turned up 'on the off chance' to blag a booster. Cue a 5 minute conversation to explain why she won't be getting one whilst I hang about. JUST FECK OFF!
Ayresome Park ticket office back in the day ........................ season ticket holders only, voucher 'C' ............................... bloke in front hasn't got the voucher "'cos my mate keeps our tickets and he's out on the rigs and their lass doesn't know where they are". Cue a 5 minute conversation explaining why they're not getting a cup ticket. JUST FECK OFF!
If I'm in a queue anywhere the person in front ALWAYS has 'a story to tell'. I already know what will happen when we have to show vax passports at the Riverside. JUST FECK OFF!!!!!
i never eat that oneWhen you open a packet of biscuits, the first one is always broken
Unless you're luckyIt’s funny how the girls you fall in love with never fancy you, it’s funny how the ones you don’t do.
I’m notUnless you're lucky
Airhead 1991?It’s funny how the girls you fall in love with never fancy you, it’s funny how the ones you don’t do.
My immediate thought also....didn't they support Ride or someone at the Town Hall?Airhead 1991?
Combi boiler I presume. It’s absolute trueWhenever I go in the shower the wife chooses the exact same moment to turn on the washing machine and dishwasher, run all the other taps in the house, and flush the toilets.
Except when they go to put another card in afterward then you get as close as possible to make them feel uncomfortable so they b***r offWhen you go to use an ATM there's always somebody else using it, even if it's 3am in the morning.
Then you have to awkwardly stand behind them or to the side of them at a distance which ensures they're not made to feel you're about to mug them.