You can’t beat a bit of simple…
“Boro boys we are here, ooohhh, oooohhh”
Or maybe just the compulsive…
“Eeeeeiiiiooooeeeiiiiioooooeeeeiiiiooooeeeeiiiiioooo”
How about…..
“If yer all going to (next away venue) clap yer hands”
“Come and have a go at the Teesside Agro”
Or
“Hello hello we are the Boro boys”
“You’re going home in a Teesside ambulance” - was always guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of opposition fans and players alike.
“We drink Ex, we drink Brown, we’re gonna wreck your ******* town” (Admittedly for away games only”
Adapt the old John O Rourke song to
“Give us a goal, give us a goal (name of player… name of player)
Or that classic old…
“We’re here, we’re there, we’re every *******where - Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough”
All these musical theatre style rewrites of well known songs, is so completely unnecessary.
And of course, if a match is going especially badly, or is tedious in the extreme, there’s always that old chestnut of splitting up into “Eston”, “Billingham”, “Celtic” and “Rangers” factions for a good old fashioned kick off.