Dear Mr Gibson,
Do you ever wake up on those relaxing Sunday mornings, rub your eyes, lay back and wish you had been born in Hull instead of Middlesbrough?
We have incredibly patient fans who would have welcomed you with open arms and have a chuckle to ourselves if you made any mistakes as Chairman.
There is a lot more cargo shipped in/out of the Humber than the Tees so you would probably be a billionaire now instead of merely a mult-millionaire.
With your billions and the best fans in the world we would be riding high and losing count of trophies won.
We have direct trains to London so you can go straight to the FA instead of relying in fax machines.
The climate is better being further south and closer to the equator.
If you have a day to yourself and lost for things to do, you can go and feed the penguins at the Deep which is very stress relieving.
Nobody would ever ask you in an interview if you like a parmo.
It would be easier to sign players as you only have to mention 'former City of Culture' and they would be reaching for your Mont Blanc to sign on the dotted line.
Not only do we have the North Yorkshire Moors on our doorstep but we are within a short drive to the Peak Distrct too, do you like Chatsworth House, Steve?
We have a great musical heritage, you could bask every day in the shadow of Mick Ronson, Sade, Fine Young Cannibals, The Beautiful South, EBTG and of course Joe Longthorne.
Our bridge, the Humber Bridge, is practical and you can actually, drive, cycle or walk over it to other exciting places such as Lincoln, Grimsby and Scunthorpe. New Holland is a secret treat that we keep to ourselves though.
You would be living in a City.
Have you ever taken an overnight ferry to Rotterdam with P&O from close to where you live, Steve? It's a real treat, especially the all you can eat buffet and the wild disco, imagine dancing to the sway of the North Sea waves.
