Would anybody like a great big hug . . . ?

Look, all I said was you're not my type. The sight of your asre/face leaking into a cheap tissue is one that several expensive therapists have thus far failed to block out.
 
HarryVegas said:
Look, all I said was you're not my type. The sight of your asre/face leaking into a cheap tissue is one that several expensive therapists have thus far failed to block out.
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But what you meant is that I'm not your KIND, didn't you? Those ugly prejudices that lie just beneath the surface and that people don't like to admit to. Shame on you Harry. I have a beautiful soul.
 
bumface said:
And a lovely kiss on the lips? A proper wet smacker, not just a half hearted peck. If so, just PM me and I'll send them to you for a small but very reasonable fee. No refunds. And this offer is not open to HarryVegas. Bloke can't keep his hands to himself.
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Your username does not lend itself to kissing well.

But, yeah, go on then.
 
It's Rob really going to allow this prostitution to go ahead? I believe bumface is offering the fge or full girlfriend experience.

My friend told me what fge means 😁
 
bumface said:
And a lovely kiss on the lips? A proper wet smacker, not just a half hearted peck. If so, just PM me and I'll send them to you for a small but very reasonable fee. No refunds. And this offer is not open to HarryVegas. Bloke can't keep his hands to himself.
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I think @bumface is more than likely Pritti Patel trying to get back in the countries good graces after being shown up by that uppity oik.
 
Laughing said:
It's Rob really going to allow this prostitution to go ahead? I believe bumface is offering the fge or full girlfriend experience.

My friend told me what fge means 😁
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This is just a logical extension of the 'Say something nice about another poster' thread Laughing. You don't have to make it sound so seedy and grubby. Only your own dirty mind that's got you thinking like that.
 
bumface said:
This is just a logical extension of the 'Say something nice about another poster' thread Laughing. You don't have to make it sound so seedy and grubby. Only your own dirty mind that's got you thinking like that.
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Fancy yourself as a bit of a comedian don’t you 🤣
 
bumface said:
This is just a logical extension of the 'Say something nice about another poster' thread Laughing. You don't have to make it sound so seedy and grubby. Only your own dirty mind that's got you thinking like that.
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You might be right bumface. I have been known to have the odd unclean thought, though to stress, not about you.
 
Caesium137 said:
I think @bumface is more than likely Pritti Patel trying to get back in the countries good graces after being shown up by that uppity oik.
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Who would you rather kiss? Priti Patel or a lovely, sweet natured bum faced man? Give me an honest answer here but be aware that I will be able to tell if you're telling fibs. In your own time fella . . .
 
bumface said:
This is just a logical extension of the 'Say something nice about another poster' thread Laughing. You don't have to make it sound so seedy and grubby. Only your own dirty mind that's got you thinking like that.
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Ooooooohhhhh Bumface- you are a one you cheeky blighter- such a teaser.:D;)
 
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