Just messing about and having a bit of daft fun mate. I would never really punch Laughing. He's too pretty for that. And I'm saving all of my aggression for when the revolution comes anyway.
Would anybody like a great big hug . . . ?
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Come back to what? Laughing knows that I'm only kidding. He and I have an understanding.
Laughing
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I have no idea but if bumface wants a fight I'll kick both his arses. At least it won't ruin his looks.
I win I win.
HarryVegas
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Boys, boys, boys. No need for all this fuss. You can both have me. Shall we say 7.30 tonight, stand 13 of the bus station?
That would take some doing if you were going to try and kick them both simultaneously. You'd just asking for a really nasty groin strain if you were to try to do that.I have no idea but if bumface wants a fight I'll kick both his arses. At least it won't ruin his looks.
I win I win.
Erimus74
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Yea I remember that, they even mentioned which fate at AP if I recall
Not Pink Ponce mind
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HarryVegas
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That's just what he wants you to think. He ingratiates yourself and then he plays with your affections until you don't know if it's New York or New Year, the wee scamp.Think bumface is the boards new jester, nice to see humour brought to the board, keep em coming mate
Rishworthian
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To answer the "touchy feely" brigade and the original question I hate to be hugged.
I didn't like it before and I'm certainly won't like it now. I might indulge in the hand shake but that is very much an extreme to me
I didn't like it before and I'm certainly won't like it now. I might indulge in the hand shake but that is very much an extreme to me
Laughing
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Rishworth Ian you are missing so much. I love a hug.
Rishworthian
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Sir you're entitled to love it. I don't I didn't grow up with it and I've gained little from it over the years to me it is some thing that half of my family do so I have to endure it. The other half are normal !!
I may be in a minority of one but that is fine by me
I may be in a minority of one but that is fine by me
Laughing
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My dad's like that he will hug his daughters and my wife but it's very strained for him. All I ever got was a firm handshake.
Different strokes.
Rishworthian
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Probably different generations and maybe their different standards
I might have an excuse, my dad died when I was young we were struggling to survive thereafter. I'd already passed my mothers level of education - she left school at 13. No one to help me academically and I didn't want anyone to help me emotionally - she had enough of her own problems. The widows pension was ten shillings a week back then
That's why I have so much time for Rashford
but to quote Elvis - I was born standing up and I was born fighting back comes from Trouble in King Creole I think
I might have an excuse, my dad died when I was young we were struggling to survive thereafter. I'd already passed my mothers level of education - she left school at 13. No one to help me academically and I didn't want anyone to help me emotionally - she had enough of her own problems. The widows pension was ten shillings a week back then
That's why I have so much time for Rashford
but to quote Elvis - I was born standing up and I was born fighting back comes from Trouble in King Creole I think
swordtrombonefish
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Well this is a fine state of affairs and no mistake. I give bumface a shoulder to cry on and the minute my back's turned he's off kissing strangers and offering a happy finish to all and sundry.
Oh well, live and let live I say. He's a decent lad just as long as you don't let his perverse dreams of cabinet members, ghosts and Danish film fetish disturb you
Oh well, live and let live I say. He's a decent lad just as long as you don't let his perverse dreams of cabinet members, ghosts and Danish film fetish disturb you
You missed a fair bit on here yesterday. Laughing and I are getting married now. Bet you didn't see that one coming, right? Neither did I to be honest but it all just happened so fast. I don't know how I'm going to tell Hope Sandoval. She's going to be so disappointed and heartbroken but I'm a man of my word and I honour my commitments,Well this is a fine state of affairs and no mistake. I give bumface a shoulder to cry on and the minute my back's turned he's off kissing strangers and offering a happy finish to all and sundry.
Oh well, live and let live I say. He's a decent lad just as long as you don't let his perverse dreams of cabinet members, ghosts and Danish film fetish disturb you
Laughing
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erm, aah, well, you see, I had a few beers last night and, well, hmmm..... on reflection, the wedding is off. It's not you, it's me.
Oh, well. That's five engagements now that have all come to nothing in the end, mainly because the idea of married life terrifies me and I always back out at the last minute. I prefer things with just me and the dog and the Ranchus. No hard feelings fella and I hope that we can be mature adults about this and still remain friends.