Would anybody like a great big hug . . . ?

And a lovely kiss on the lips? A proper wet smacker, not just a half hearted peck. If so, just PM me and I'll send them to you for a small but very reasonable fee. No refunds. And this offer is not open to HarryVegas. Bloke can't keep his hands to himself.
Is it airmail or sea? Plus, would it have to quarantine for 14 days, not sure I can afford that?
 
Is it airmail or sea? Plus, would it have to quarantine for 14 days, not sure I can afford that?
You put up with my early hours nonsense without complaint yesterday so I'll cover the postage and sort out the quarantine stuff, just for you. Just let me know where you want them delivered to and I'll take care of the rest.
 
You put up with my early hours nonsense without complaint yesterday so I'll cover the postage and sort out the quarantine stuff, just for you. Just let me know where you want them delivered to and I'll take care of the rest.
Right, I'm in then
 
Damn I find myself once again resding posts when I should be in bed. Bumfaces last foray at 3 am. I woke up at 4am made a cup of tea and came on to find, to my horror that he (bumface) figured out how to post youtube clips.

I hope to god he doesn't now find out how to do an ip lookup.
 
Damn I find myself once again resding posts when I should be in bed. Bumfaces last foray at 3 am. I woke up at 4am made a cup of tea and came on to find, to my horror that he (bumface) figured out how to post youtube clips.

I hope to god he doesn't now find out how to do an ip lookup.
Got a problem with me mate? Fancy a bit of fisticuffs in a pub carpark? I'll look up YOUR IP and I'll bet you'll be wearing girls knickers under there. And that Vegas bloke can b***r off too. Keeps threatening to show people his 'amenable willie' and I've SEEN it and it really isn't that amenable at all. Don't be fooled by him Laughing. The man is just a lovely haired predator.
 
Got a problem with me mate? Fancy a bit of fisticuffs in a pub carpark? I'll look up YOUR IP and I'll bet you'll be wearing girls knickers under there. And that Vegas bloke can b***r off too. Keeps threatening to show people his 'amenable willie' and I've SEEN it and it really isn't that amenable at all. Don't be fooled by him Laughing. The man is just a lovely haired predator.
Wasnt there an offering out post once before on the old site. I believe the rumble was supposed to be in Albert Park by the pond. Where shall we meet and should we charge to see the fight of the century?

I'll give you odds off 50-1 that you win.
 
...and we love you all the more for it dear boy.

I think the Ponce may have been involved in those particular dust-up shenanigans.
 
Wasnt there an offering out post once before on the old site. I believe the rumble was supposed to be in Albert Park by the pond. Where shall we meet and should we charge to see the fight of the century?

I'll give you odds off 50-1 that you win.
I have about thirty years advantage over most people on here as far as fighting goes. I think it was Liddle who loved to invite people for a scrap on the old board. I'm not really the fighting type to be honest. Unless its fighting the girls off with a sh1tty stick.
 
I have about thirty years advantage over most people on here as far as fighting goes. I think it was Liddle who loved to invite people for a scrap on the old board. I'm not really the fighting type to be honest. Unless its fighting the girls off with a sh1tty stick.
Cowardy Cowardy custard
Your mums made of mustard
Yer daddy canna go to bed without a dummy t*t.

Take that, an insult delivered as a poem.

Beat that.
 
Hey Rob why was the word t i t starred out, its poetry for Christ's sake.
The swear filter is weird on here. If you pluralise some naughty words then they get through and there seems to be a different filter for the board itself and for private messages. Doesn't make much sense to me. I can still call you a big willyface though, you big willyface. And I'll happily fight you. It would be kind of novel for me and I could use the exercise.
 
Hey steady on. This thread started out all nice and cosy touchy feely warm and now its all “Ill see you down the local mobil for a good thumping”

Mind you Im sure ten minutes watching the news these days is enough to send anybody off on a paddy.
 
What a piece of work is bumface! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a God!
 
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