I can never tell if you like me or despise me Trug. But I enjoy that because it keeps things interesting.Ooooooohhhhh Bumface- you are a one you cheeky blighter- such a teaser.
Would anybody like a great big hug . . . ?
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theredrooster
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Caesium137
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Sorry @bumface, it has been a weird year as a single guy through lockdown, so my depravity has increased somewhat. Culminating in a minor fascination with some light S&M and bukakke finish on the Rt Honourable Home Secretary
Like you've never whored yourself out before? You're a poet FFS. ALL art is prostitution and I should know. Pots and kettles mate, pots and kettles . . .
HarryVegas
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Being over 80 now, to me the Home Sec is still Willie Whitelaw. I'm sure old Willie would be amenable.
theredrooster
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I have similar thoughts myself, but I usually utilise them to stop myself 'finishing early'.....
I'd tell you about my recurring Michael Gove dream but this is a family message board so we'd better not go there. Swordtrombeonefish knows about it. I had to tell someone.
HarryVegas
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Absolutely. I'd write Priti a love poem for 2 Bob and an egg sandwich, and no mistake.
Caesium137
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How big is his @rse?
HarryVegas
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Same size as our friend's face
TheBoroBuzzard
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More racism. You just can't help yourself, can you Harry? And I'm always lovely to you.
I don't see any reason why you can't try both. Preferably at the same time.
Oh, I like you Bumface, I enjoy your posts, they are fun, light hearted and just plain crazy. You sound just like the bloke I would like to have a pint and a bit of crack with. And I don't believe you have an ar** for a face
HarryVegas
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Oh pretty Priti
I want bitty,
Nothing could make my love diminish.
Close your eyes pet,
Caesium's on a finish.
Where's that number for Penguin Books...?
I want bitty,
Nothing could make my love diminish.
Close your eyes pet,
Caesium's on a finish.
Where's that number for Penguin Books...?
HarryVegas
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Sorry Rob, bumface told me to do it but then ran away...
I'm sending you the bill for the laptop that I just vomited all over Harry. Thanks for that mate.
Edit: Just try to picture a bum faced man vomiting for a moment or two. Not a pretty sight, right? And YOU caused that. I F***ing hate poets.
Caesium137
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Everyone does, even themselves.
HarryVegas
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Especially themselves!
Tell me about it!