dooderooni
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I'm going on Dragons Den with my latest invention, a laxative version of alphabet soup. It's called Letter Rip.
A guy boards a plane and settles in. To his surprise when the seat next to him gets occupied, it’s the Pope.
With no particular conversation going on, His Eminents or whatever he’s called, begins doing a crossword puzzle. After a few minutes the Pope nudges the guy and says, “excuse me, do you know a four-letter word for “woman”, ending in “NT”?
The guy thinks, oh no, I can’t say that to the Pope… wracks his brain, and then figures it out.
“Yes I do Your Excellency. The word you’re looking for is “Aunt”.
The Pope slaps his head. “Of course, thank you. Do you have an eraser?”
Bint?A guy boards a plane and settles in. To his surprise when the seat next to him gets occupied, it’s the Pope.
With no particular conversation going on, His Eminents or whatever he’s called, begins doing a crossword puzzle. After a few minutes the Pope nudges the guy and says, “excuse me, do you know a four-letter word for “woman”, ending in “NT”?
The guy thinks, oh no, I can’t say that to the Pope… wracks his brain, and then figures it out.
“Yes I do Your Excellency. The word you’re looking for is “Aunt”.
The Pope slaps his head. “Of course, thank you. Do you have an eraser?”